Jackie Chan Adventures (TV Series)

The Dog and Piggy Show (2001)

James Sie: Jackie Chan

Quotes 

• Hak Foo : [Stepping on Jackie]  Black Tiger crushes Chan.

  Uncle : You. Tiger Man, remove your foot from Jackie.

  Jackie : [Jackie's dazed]  What's a Jackie?

  Hak Foo : Take your leave, or feel the burn.

  Uncle : You talk the talk, but can you walk the walk?

• Jackie : You know Tohru, you really should consider coming over to the good side. Section 13 has a marvelous dental plan. And every Thursday is donut day.

• Jade : Jackie, has Uncle always been like all, you know, Uncly?

  Jackie : No Jade. When Uncle was young, he was just like me.

  Jade : Does that mean you're going to be grouchy, constipated, and smell like garlic when you're Uncle's age?