Jackie Chan Adventures (TV Series)

Scouts Honor (2001)

Sab Shimono: Uncle

Quotes 

• Uncle : Uncle will look into it. Meanwhile, you fix niece.

  Jackie : What do you mean?

  [Uncle slaps Jackie in the head] 

  Uncle : Open eyes. Jade turn into couch potato. Watches TV all day, all night. Young girl needs a hobby.

  Jackie : [Jackie looks at Jade who's watching TV]  I see what you mean.

• Uncle : [Someone is trying to open the door to the shop]  Warning you, Uncle is thin, but he is scrappy.

  [the door opens, Uncle screams and slams the door shut] 

  Uncle : Evil demons! Must be the necklace! It has released a curse on us!

• Uncle : [Calling Jackie's cellphone]  Jackie answer phone.

  Tohru : [Tohru picks up the cellphone]  Hello?

  Uncle : Jackie, you are in danger! Bad lady come your way.

  Tohru : Jackie is not here.

  Uncle : Huh? Who this?

  [Uncle goes into the other room and finds Tohru with Jackie's cellphone] 

  Uncle : What are you doing with Jackie's cellphone?

  Tohru : Uh, speaking with you, Sensei.

• Uncle : [after Jade teleports next to Uncle]  Wha! Do not do that again! Wait! Do that again! Must go warn Jackie, bad lady headed his way!

  Jade : No prob. Return to Summit Hill.

  [Jade teleports away. Tohru sighs] 

  Tohru : I did not have time to ask her for more cookies.

• Jade : Chill Uncle! It's just us... Buttercup Scouts.

  Butterscotch Scout : We were going to build bird feeders, but Jade talked us into making masks. Don't they look scary?

  Uncle : Scary? No. Uncle's heart always pounds like a jack-hammer!