Jackie Chan Adventures (TV Series)

Project A, for Astral (2000)

James Sie: Jackie Chan, Shendu the Fire Demon

Quotes 

• Uncle : One more thing. Stay awake. You break many antiques when you sleepwalk.

  Jackie : [scoffs]  I don't sleepwalk.

  Uncle : So, you break my antiques for fun?

  Ratso : What's a Babylonian urn?

  Finn : Probably more than we do.

• Jackie : Hello?

  Jade : Jackie, help!

  Jackie : Jade? What's wrong?

  Jade : *Never* leave with Uncle again! We eat nothing but mungbeans and rice. And he reeks of garlic! And Uncle's no fun. I asked him when we could go to the new Melvin Moose Amusement Park, and he's all

  [Jade imitates Uncle] 

  Jade : "Roller Coasters are not good for digestion!"

• Jackie : Please Uncle I have been traveling for 18 hours. I jumped from a helicopter and ran off a falling train.

  Uncle : That is why you must relax with a good book.

• Finn : That's it! I ain't taking no lip from a statue!

  Shendu : I am no statue. You stand in the presence of a demon sorcerer! I once held dominion over a vast empire, but my subjects betrayed me. They cast a Chi spell which imprisoned me in this pitiful icon where I have remained for 900 years. The 12 talismans from which I drew my power were scattered to the winds.

  Ratso : Whoa.

  Finn : You got jacked!

• Jade : Whoa! What are you?

  Shendu : Everything you will grow to fear!

• Jackie : Dream? Oh that's crazy, Jade. You're crazy.

  Jade : If I'm the crazy one, how come you're the one not wearing pants?

• Capt. Black : [answering his cellphone]  Black.

  Jackie : Captain Black, trust me. You're in terrible danger. Jade is evil!

  Capt. Black : She's a handful, Jackie. But evil?