- Dalong Wong: You are in my soup!
- Uncle: Our locator spells have intersected.
- Dalong Wong: I will seize control of the chi waves, novice. My power is far greater...
- Uncle: Eeee-Ya!
- [Casts a chi spell. Dalong Wong sees Uncle's face in his locator spell]
- Uncle: One more thing... One more thing... One more thing.
- Jade: And if the monkey has the shape shifter power, how do we know it's even a monkey anymore?
- Uncle: Why do you both question Uncle? To find the monkey in any shape or form, you must feel the power within the peel.
- [Points to the banana Jackie's holding]
- Jackie: But I do not feel an pow-
- [Jackie is suddenly pulled in one direction]
- Jackie: Wha - Brakes. Brakes!
- Uncle: Perhaps we should find a way to communicate with the beast.
- Jade: How? Haiku doesn't speak English and we don't speak monkey.
- Monkey King: [What parachuting down to them] No problem! I just happen to be bilingual.
- Jackie: Um, and you went to all the trouble to see us. Why?
- Monkey King: Let's see, maybe, oh, a little something I like to call *revenge*!
- Uncle: So, you want a piece of Uncle?
- Jackie: You know, eh, this isn't a very humorous revenge for the King of Comedy.
- Monkey King: Sweet simpering simian!... You have a point.
- [Leaves then returns and puts leis on Uncle and Jackie]
- Monkey King: We're going to laugh it up at a luau.
- Tohru: That was not funny
- Monkey King: I don't amuse you, not funny, not funny, I'm the grand puuba of haha
- [the monkey king then spins Tohru around and he magically appears strapped down to an operating tale and the monkey king appears dressed as a surgeon]
- Monkey King: Tell me where i can find your pals, or I'll show you not funny
- [Tohru simple turns his head away]
- Monkey King: Nurse
- Tohru: [turn head towards the monkey king in horror] Oh please anything but that.
- Monkey King: [at tohru's feet we see the monkey king's shadows hold what looks like a knife, but when he moves into frame he is actually holding a feather. He then proceeds to use it to tickle tohrus bare feet] Kitchy-Kitchy-Koo
- Tohru: no... no... no... no... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA