Jackie Chan Adventures (TV Series)

Deja Vu (2004)

Sab Shimono: Uncle

Quotes 

• Uncle : Can you believe dark wizard was released from jail for good behavior?

  Jackie : Uh, I do not think the justice system is prepared to comprehend crimes of magic Uncle.

• Uncle : [Gasp]  The Dark Chi Master himself!

  Jade : Tch. The sly niece-miester herself!

• Jade : Uh, where'd they go?

  Uncle : Somewhere in time. We must locate their whereabouts.

  Jade : How? History's a big place.

• Jade : Say, didn't Jackie get out of this scrape in one piece the first time around?

  Uncle : When one revisits the past, one risks changing its outcome.

• Jade : Gee, couldn't you send Jackie to a less life threatening roller coaster like the Pukinator at Mooseworld?

  Uncle : Uncle has no control over portal direction. It is process of trial and error.

  Jackie : Bad day! Bad day! Bad day!

  Uncle : Mostly error.

• Jade : Things can't get any worse for Jackie.

  Uncle : Turning into statue is better?

  Jade : Heh heh. Depends on who you ask.

• Jade : So I'm quite the rascal. But it's not like I'm evil or anything.

  Jackie : [Jackie encounters Jade as Shadowkhan Queen]  Jade?

  Jade : I couldn't help it. I was possessed!

  Uncle : Did Uncle ask you to tattoo demon face onto your leg? No? You do not see Uncle walking around being evil do you?

  Jade : [Jade notices Jackie is now face Uncle]  Uh, Unc.

  Uncle : Uncle could not help it. Was victim of Chi Vampire.

• Jade : What's happening Uncle?

  Uncle : Garlic has accelerate portal magic, causing Jackie to bounce against the walls of time.

• Uncle : That will teach foolish Tohru to mess with Uncle when he is powered by Immortality Talisman. Oh, do not tell faithful apprentice Uncle said that.

• Uncle : Jackie, next time you make crank call, phone local!

  Jade : Living with you guys is gonna rock!

  Jackie : [Jackie sighs]  You have no idea yet just how much.