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Chi of the Vampire
Jackie Chan Adventures
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Tohru
: [
speaking like Jade
] I'll be stuck in Jade mode, forever? Eeww.
Jade
: [
speaking like Uncle
] You would rather have Uncle's chi? I cannot stop thinking about digestion!
Uncle
: Not so fast. I must first appraise the items. I do not want my store full of junk.
Jade
: Then how did it get so full of junk?
Jade
: This isn't a coffee table. It's a coffin table!... Cool! Why would a coffin have a lock?
Jade
: You can't leave me alone! Don't you ever watch scary movies? The beautiful girl is always the first to
[
They hear a loud crash
]
Uncle
: Jackie, guard the door! In case it returns.
Jackie
: "It?"
Uncle
: Hidden inside of an antique Mr. Lam tried to trick us in to taking it.
Jackie
: What is "it?"
Uncle
: A Kiang Chi. A vampire.
Jade
: Told you.
Uncle
: Do not breathe. The Kiang Chi is blind. It can only find you if it smells your breath.
[
Tohru and Jade hold their breaths
]
Jackie
: You are making this
[
the Kiang Chi approaches Jackie. Jackie holds his breath
]
Tohru
: [
Speaking like Jade
] How we gonna save Uncle without Uncle?
Jade
: [
Speaking like Uncle
] We must do research.
Jackie
: You gotta be kidding me.
Jackie
: Uncle is turning into the vampire's minion. Use my chi for the transfusion.
[
Jade slaps Jackie
]
Jackie
: Ow!
Jade
: I do not know such spells! Jade has Uncle's *chi* not his *brains*!
Jade
: As long as the parchment is in place, Uncle cannot move.
[
Jack cautiously checks on Uncle
]
Uncle
: You are doomed!
[
Jackie jumps back
]
Jade
: One more thing, he can still talk.
Jackie
: So everybody's chi is back where it belongs?
Tohru
: Thank you for the loan, Jade. It was... cool.
Jade
: No problem Big T. But... I don't think Uncle got all his chi back. I have this monster craving for mung beans!
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