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Armor of the Gods
Jackie Chan Adventures
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Jackie
: [
after Jackie crash lands at a family dinner table
] Uh, pass the bok choy please.
Jackie
: Uncle, why won't you sleep?
Uncle
: Because I have demons on the brain. I lay down all I hear is: chi spell. Chi spell! Chi spell!
Jackie
: Have you tried counting sheep?
Uncle
: [
Uncle gasps
] Demons always eat sheep.
Capt. Black
: Jackie, we've spotted the Dark Hand.
Jackie
: I'm on my way!
Capt. Black
: Care to know where you're going?
Jackie
: I don't care. Anywhere but here!
Capt. Black
: Okay.
Uncle
: [
after Jade turns off the TV
] I can hear the electricity in wires. Unplug!
Uncle
: [
Jade enters Uncle's dream
] Jade. How happy I am to see you.
Jade
: You are?
Uncle
: You are my *favorite* person in the *whole* wide world.
Jade
: You're not Uncle! What have done with him?
Uncle
: You need the key ingredient found in every chi spell: hair of ewe.
Jade
: Didn't know my hair was so potent.
Dai Gui
: You are either a very large grub, or this Jackie Chan of whom all demons speak.
Jackie
: Grub. Grub.
Dai Gui
: Consider yourself buried Jackie Chan!
Jade
: [
Nervous chuckle after accidentally hitting Jackie with a Chi spell
] Aim still needs work.
Uncle
: I see no hair of ewe.
Jade
: I keep plucking, I'm going to get a bald spot.
Uncle
: No Jade. Ewe. A female sheep.
Tohru
: You should have made Uncle's tea stronger. He is still cranky.
Jade
: I don't think there's enough tea in China to simmer Uncle down. But I'll take Mr. Sourpuss over Mr. Happypants any day!
[
Jade hugs Uncle
]
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