The Jack Benny Program (TV Series)

Jackie Gleason Show (1955)

Jackie Gleason: Jackie Gleason

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• Jackie Gleason : I had lunch with the Warner Brothers. They were telling me about a gem you made for them called uh...

  Jack Benny : The Horn Blows at Midnight?

  Jackie Gleason : It's funny, when you say it, it sounds so harmless.

  Jack Benny : Well what are the Warner Brothers complaining about? Every place that picture showed, they made a fortune.

  Jackie Gleason : They did, yeah.

  Rochester Van Jones : Yeah, they sold Alka-Seltzer in the lobby.

• Jackie Gleason : Who?

  Jack Benny : Don Wilson.

  Jackie Gleason : Oh, Fatso.

  Jack Benny : Fatso? Well that's a fine remark coming from somebody who had to diet to go through the Holland Tunnel.