The Jack Benny Program (TV Series)
Jackie Gleason Show (1955)
Jack Benny: Jack Benny
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Quotes
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Rochester Van Jones : You sure go to a lot of trouble just to save a lousy $36 a day.
Jack Benny : Rochester! There's no such a thing as a lousy $36.
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Jackie Gleason : I had lunch with the Warner Brothers. They were telling me about a gem you made for them called uh...
Jack Benny : The Horn Blows at Midnight?
Jackie Gleason : It's funny, when you say it, it sounds so harmless.
Jack Benny : Well what are the Warner Brothers complaining about? Every place that picture showed, they made a fortune.
Jackie Gleason : They did, yeah.
Rochester Van Jones : Yeah, they sold Alka-Seltzer in the lobby.
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Jackie Gleason : Who?
Jack Benny : Don Wilson.
Jackie Gleason : Oh, Fatso.
Jack Benny : Fatso? Well that's a fine remark coming from somebody who had to diet to go through the Holland Tunnel.