- Harm: You've delivered a baby?
- Lt. Cmdr. Mic Brumby: Yeah it's a piece of cake. Delivered dozens of 'em back home in Aus. Sort of comes with living in the Outback.
- Harm: Really? You ever deliver one in a hospital full of terrorists?
- Major Sarah 'Mac' Mackenzie: I'll get the measuring stick out later boys!
- Admiral Albert Jethro 'A.J.' Chegwidden: [Chegwidden is delivering the baby] Hey, his head's out! You wanna feel it?
- Lt. Harriet Sims: NO!
- Harm: [to Mac] Tell you what. Five years from this moment if neither us are in a relationship, we go have ourselves a kid.
- Major Sarah 'Mac' Mackenzie: You and me? Have a baby together?
- Harm: Yeah, with your looks and my brains he'll be perfect.
- Major Sarah 'Mac' Mackenzie: And what if SHE has YOUR looks and MY brains?
- Harm: That could work too.
- [pause]
- Harm: So what do you say. Deal?
- Major Sarah 'Mac' Mackenzie: Don't make a promise you can't keep.
- Harm: I haven't yet.
- [they shake hands]
- Harm: You okay?
- Mac: Every time I think I've put the pieces of my life back together somebody comes along and jumbles them back up. Every body who has ever meant anything to me is leaving my life.
- Harm: You'll be okay, Mac. You'll get to see Chloe again. One day you'll have kid of your own.
- Mac: Yeah that's right. My biological clock is going off and I keep hitting the snooze button.
- Harm: Tell you what... five years from this moment if neither of us is in a relationship, we'll go have ourselves a kid.
- Mac: You and me? Have a baby together?
- Harm: Yeah, with your looks and my brains... he'll be... perfect.
- Mac: And what if she has your looks and my brain?
- Harm: That could work too. So what do you say? Deal?
- Mac: Don't make a promise you can't keep.
- Harm: I haven't yet.
- [Mac and Harm shake hands]
- Major Sarah 'Mac' Mackenzie: [Harriett's in labor] What can we do to make you feel better Harriet?
- Lt. Harriet Sims: Shoot me!
- Harm: [Harm's cell phone rings] Hello? Yeah. Harriett, it's for you.
- [hands her the cell phone]
- Lt. Harriet Sims: Me? Hello. BUD WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU?
- Lt. Harriet Sims: [Harm and Mac enter the Admiral's office after hearing a crash] He fainted!
- P.O. Jason Tiner: No I didn't.
- Lt. Harriet Sims: Like a school girl!
- Admiral Albert Jethro 'A.J.' Chegwidden: [Picks up a snow globe off of Tiner's desk] This is your brain.
- [shakes the snow globe]
- Admiral Albert Jethro 'A.J.' Chegwidden: This is your brain during fatherhood. Any questions?
- P.O. Jason Tiner: No, sir.
- Admiral Albert Jethro 'A.J.' Chegwidden: Good.