Quotes
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[as Krohn is being released from jail, Palmer is being escorted back to Leavenworth]
Clark Palmer : [referring to Father O'Rourke, Krohn and Rabb] Well, well, well. If it isn't the Father, the Son and the Holier-than-thou Attorney!
Cmdr. Harmon 'Harm' Rabb, Jr. : Keep talking, Palmer. This latest round of charges should add a couple of more DECADES on to *your* sentence.
Clark Palmer : Maybe I can get Charvis here to testify as a character witness. I mean, you're all about forgiving everybody.
Sergeant Major Charvis Krohn : *God* forgives, Clark. But I think even *he* will make an exception in your case.
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[Krohn is having a vision of an ambush arranged by Palmer]
Clark Palmer : What's the matter? Havin' trouble figuring it out, God-boy?
Sergeant Major Charvis Krohn : You never saw the Padre, did you?
Clark Palmer : Of course I did! He was a big fat guy, red suit, white beard, sack full of toys. Oh, wait a minute. That was SANTA CLAUS!
[diabolical laughter]
