- [after A.J.'s marriage proposal to Meredith fails]
- Adm. Albert Jethro 'A.J.' Chegwidden: Do you have any idea how embarrassed I was? She paid it! She paid the damn check! You told me you set it up! That they knew what was going on! It took me half an hour to-to-to trace the ring down. Some damn dishwasher was trying it on!
- P.O. Jason Tiner: I am so sorry...
- Adm. Albert Jethro 'A.J.' Chegwidden: Sorry, my ass! Listen, numbnuts, you stay out of it! You...
- P.O. Jason Tiner: I'm sorry, Admiral. Next time...
- Adm. Albert Jethro 'A.J.' Chegwidden: No, hell no, there's no next time! You stay out of it. You just stay out of it! I'll take care of it myself!
- P.O. Jason Tiner: Sir...
- Adm. Albert Jethro 'A.J.' Chegwidden: Dismissed!
- P.O. Jason Tiner: Aye, aye, sir.