- P.O. Jennifer Coates: Well, wwe are a divided country, sir.
- Adm. Albert Jethro 'A.J.' Chegwidden: Fortunately, we Americans have one thing in common.
- P.O. Jennifer Coates: Bad traffic?
- Adm. Albert Jethro 'A.J.' Chegwidden: Baseball.
- P.O. Jennifer Coates: Actually, sir, I'm not much of a fan.
- Adm. Albert Jethro 'A.J.' Chegwidden: [sighs] I've fired people for less, Coates.
- Admiral Chegwidden: [Harm and Mac are constantly saying the opposite of each other] Can the two of you agree on anything?
- Mac: [simultaneously] Yes.
- Harm: No.