It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (TV Series)

The Gang Finds a Dead Guy (2005)

Ted Rooney: Curator

Quotes 

• Curator : [after being shown the Nazi officers jacket]  I find this offensive for so many reasons. I'm guessing you acquired this through illegal means. For me to take this from you would be an extension of that. And secondly, that you would expect it would "make my day" assumes that I'm interested in profiting off the murder of millions of innocent people!

  [Mac glances at Charlie; Charlie nods] 

  Mac : How much will you give us for it?

  Curator : Nothing.

  Charlie Kelly : Nothing, orrr...?

  Curator : I plan to call the police the minute you guys leave my office.