Invader ZIM (TV Series)

Planet Jackers/Rise of the Zitboy (2001)

Richard Steven Horvitz: ZIM

Quotes 

• [Zim's telescope is malfunctioning] 

  Zim : Gir! Come to the observatory!

  [Gir's head pops out of ceiling] 

  Gir : Yeees?

  Zim : What have you done to the telescope?

  Gir : Nothin'...

  Zim : You haven't touched it? Something is broken and it's not your fault?

  Gir : I know, I'm scared too!

• Zim : GIR! Get me cleansing chalk! Quickly!

  Zim : [Finishes scrubbing himself thoroughly]  Why was there BACON IN THE SOAP?

  GIR : I made it myself!

• Dib : Go on... laugh! But one day you'll be sitting in your house feeling all safe & secure and you'll look over and I'll be there... DOIN STUFF.

  Zim : STUFF? IN MY HOME? NEVER!

• Dib : You can't make me look! I'll just shut my eyes.

  Zim : Oh, you'll open them. You have to breathe sometime.

  Dib : No, I - Wait... What do eyes have to do with breathing?