I'm Alan Partridge (TV Series)
Alan Attraction (1997)
Louise Yates: Alison
Quotes
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Alison : Any more news, Alan?
Alan Partridge : Er, no, just: second series in the bag, you're all on board, details to follow and, um... and who left this coffee cup here?
Jason : Sorry, Alan, I meant to clean it last night.
Alan Partridge : Yeah, well, that's not good enough. You're sacked.
[the others laugh, thinking it's a joke]
Jason : What?
Alan Partridge : I will not have uncleansed coffee cups in Pear Tree Productions. The plague started from a mal-attended surface.
Martin : What are you doing, Alan?
Alan Partridge : You're sacked too.
Martin : Why?
Alan Partridge : Because... because you do this all the time.
[to show what he means, he tuts and rolls his eyes]
Martin : What?
[Martin does the tutting and eye-rolling thing himself]
Alan Partridge : See, you did it again! Yeah, you're definitely sacked. Now, Alison, you are a lady, I don't want this to be unpleasant...
Alison : Are you sacking me as well?
Alan Partridge : Yes, I am.
Alison : You rotten shit!
Alan Partridge : Yeah, you're a rotten shit too, get your coat!
[Alan backs out of the room with Lynn]
Alan Partridge : [to Lynn] Start the car.
[he shuts the door and goes to another room]
Alan Partridge : [talking to them over a speakerphone] Hello, it's Alan again. I've locked you all in the boardroom so you don't get me. You can leave via the fire escape. We haven't got a second series, I just didn't have the guts to say that earlier. Bit like doing my radio show this, isn't it? You're listening to Up with the Partridge, A-ha. Bye!