I Love Lucy (TV Series)

The Kleptomaniac (1952)

Vivian Vance: Ethel Mertz

Quotes 

• Ethel Mertz : You sure weren't very smart throwing all those Roman candles and sky rockets into the fireplace.

  Lucy Ricardo : Well who uses a fireplace in the middle of July? Besides he should've looked where he threw that match.

• Ethel Mertz : [as gangsters]  Get any of them?

  Lucy Ricardo : Yeah two, a private eye and a flat foot, I got the eye in the foot and the foot in the eye.