I Love Lucy (TV Series)
Lucy Hires a Maid (1953)
Vivian Vance: Ethel Mertz
Quotes
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Ricky Ricardo : You know what I was thinkin', Ethel?
Ethel Mertz : What?
Ricky Ricardo : I ought to get Lucy a maid.
Ethel Mertz : A maid? Oh, Ricky, that's wonderful.
Ricky Ricardo : Well, it's a big 'spense, but she can't go on this way.
Fred Mertz : So you're thinkin' of gettin' Lucy a maid, huh? Hey, that idea might be a good thing for us, too.
Ethel Mertz : Why, Fred, are you thinkin' of gettin' me a maid?
Fred Mertz : Nope, I'm thinkin' of hirin' you out to the Ricardos.
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Lucy Ricardo : [Lucy arrives at Ethel's] Hi.
Ethel Mertz : [Lucy has been putting on airs, due to having a maid] Oh, pardon my answering the door dressed like this, your highness, if you'll excuse me I'll go put on a formal gown.
[Bows down]
Lucy Ricardo : Oh shut up.
Ethel Mertz : What's the matter?
Lucy Ricardo : Oh Ethel, let's face it, I'm not the type to have a maid. Some people are cut out for champagne and caviar, I'm more the beer and pretzel type.
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Lucy Ricardo : [Lucy and Ethel have just realized that Mrs Porter would leave if she had to do a lot of hard work every day] How can we make my apartment look like a pigpen?
Ethel Mertz : Oh, that's easy, let Fred stay there for awhile.