- Major Anthony Nelson: [to Jeannie who he doesn't know has lost her memory] Come on, let's get home fast!
- Jeannie: Home, I live with you?
- Major Anthony Nelson: Well of course you do.
- Jeannie: Oh I'm so happy... how long have we been married?
- Major Anthony Nelson: [nervous] Married? Who said anything about being married?
- Jeannie: We are not married and I live with you?
- Major Roger Healey: What's the matter with that?
- Jeannie: What is the matter with that? What kind of a girl do you think I am?
- Major Anthony Nelson: Come on Jeannie we know what kind of girl you are. Now stop fooling around!
- Jeannie: That is exactly what I intend to do. Get out!
- Harley Z. Pool: Is America a democracy of the heart, or is it a cruel uncaring dictatorship? Gentlemen, inside this room lies a victim of the space age. A beautiful young blonde, 36-24-36.