I Dream of Jeannie (TV Series)
The Lady in the Bottle (1965)
Hayden Rorke: Dr. Alfred Bellows
Quotes
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Col. Alfred E. Bellows, MD : What was this genie like?
Major Nelson : Oh, she was - um, just your average, everyday, run-of-the-mill genie.
Col. Alfred E. Bellows, MD : Of course. Beautiful?
Major Nelson : Yes, yeah.
Col. Alfred E. Bellows, MD : Desirable? And helpful?
Major Nelson : Yes, yes.
Col. Alfred E. Bellows, MD : Captain, that's the classic fantasy. A beautiful girl on a desert island. A girl who would do anything for you. Do you know who that girl was?
Major Nelson : No, sir. I've never seen her before in my life.
Col. Alfred E. Bellows, MD : She was your mother.
Major Nelson : My mother's in Salt Lake City, sir.
Col. Alfred E. Bellows, MD : I'm a psychiatrist. I know a mother when I see one.
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Gen. Wingard Stone : [Upon the sudden arrival of General Stone and Dr Bellows, Tony has hidden Jeannie's bottle in a garbage can] Dr Bellows tells me you had a hallucination back on that island.
Major Nelson : Um, you really didn't need to tell the General that, sir.
Col. Alfred E. Bellows, MD : I'm only trying to safeguard the welfare of my astronauts, Captain.
Major Nelson : But I'm fine now sir, really. There's no girl in a bottle.
[just notices that a garbage truck has just pulled up and 2 garbagemen have emptied the trash can with Jeannie's bottle in it into the compactor]
Major Nelson : STOP! Wait! There's a girl in there!
[runs over whilst Dr Bellows and the General look on]
First Garbage Man : [sarcastically] Oh really? She must have slipped past us.
Major Nelson : No, really. There's a girl in there! She's in a bottle!
[Garbage men ignore him. The trash compactor starts up]
Major Nelson : STOP! STOP! You'll kill her! I - I'll buy the garbage from you!
First Garbage Man : [to his colleague] Charge for garbage?
Second Garbage Man : Well, this is a good neighbourhood, we got a good grade of garbage.
Major Nelson : Here, I'll give you $20
[gives him the money]
Major Nelson : Jeannie! Jeannie!
[rummages through the garbage in the truck]
Major Nelson : Jeannie, speak to me!
[finds bottle]
Major Nelson : Ah! Here she is.
Col. Alfred E. Bellows, MD : [Dr Bellows and General Stone have been watching all this in bemusement] Come with us, Captain Nelson, we'll buy you all the garbage you want.
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Col. Alfred E. Bellows, MD : [Dr. Bellows enters his office with a wry grin, only to find Tony and Melissa kissing each other passionately] I'm always fascinated by these local courtship customs!