I Dream of Jeannie (TV Series)

The Lady in the Bottle (1965)

Karen Sharpe: Melissa

Quotes 

• Melissa Stone : Goodbye Tony.

  Major Nelson : No, no. You don't understand.

  Melissa Stone : Oh, I'm afraid I do understand.

  [Melissa stares at Jeannie standing in front of Tony's bedroom, still clad in 'Master's' shirt, before she faces him again, trying to stay calm] 

  Melissa Stone : Tony... I may be, tolerant, but...

  [explodes in frustration] 

  Melissa Stone : But that's a GIRL!

  [running to front door] 

  Melissa Stone : IT'S A GIRL!

  [slams door on her way out] 

• [Jeannie walks into the room wearing only one of Captain Nelson's shirts] 

  Major Nelson : Well. Well, look - look who's here.

  Melissa Stone : I'm looking.

  Major Nelson : Oh, uh, Me-Melissa, this is - This is Jeannie.

  Melissa Stone : Tony. I've always prided myself on being tolerant, but - But would you explain to me, what is that girl doing here?

  Major Nelson : Uh, w-well, that's the explanation. She's not here.

  [Jeannie giggles] 

  Melissa Stone : What?

  Major Nelson : Uh, w-well, she is here, but of course, uh, she's not a girl.

  [Jeannie folds her arms, clearly mad]