- Molly Culhane: Well, now that the christening's over, we'd better not dawdle about here too much longer. Jesse and I have to get to town and the rest of you do have chores to do.
- Luke Macahan: You know somethin', aunt Molly, first chance I get I'm gonna buy you a whip.
- Molly Culhane: Well to tell you the truth now, I could use it. The roof of the barn still isn't fixed after that last storm.
- Laura Macahan: Haha! That'll teach you, Luke!
- Jessie Macahan: Yeah!
- Bob Cooper: Now I know you're drunk mister, so I don't wanna hurt ya.
- Ferris: Heheheh. I'm showin you what your liver looks like, boy. 'fore I stomp on your face!
- Bob Cooper: You know, this... this may sound kinda funny to you, but, eh, I never met a family like yours before. You all seem to, eh... I dunno, you all seem to like each other so much. You know, I hope we'll be friends for a long time, Jessie.
- Jessie Macahan: I hope we'll be friends forever.
- Orly: Where the hell have you been?
- Bob Cooper: Havin' supper, like I told you.
- Orly: Well there ain't no supper I ever ate that took that long.
- Zeb Macahan: [to Cooper] Young fella, I've seen some low people in my time: murderers, backshooters, cowards, thieves... but I never seen nobody as low as you.
- Orly: Well I guess you two ain't friends no more, huh?
- Zeb Macahan: [Zeb smacks Orly acros the face, then picks him back up] If you were three days older, mister, you'd be dead.