House M.D. (TV Series)
Hunting (2005)
Hugh Laurie: Dr. Gregory House
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Quotes
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Dr. Eric Foreman : It's not 1980. We know how HIV is transmitted. If Kalvin got HIV through unprotected sex, dad has every right to be pissed.
Dr. Allison Cameron : So you always use a condom?
Dr. Eric Foreman : Uhh... yeah!
Dr. Gregory House : Brothers on the down-low got to.
Dr. Eric Foreman : Huh. Not ready for any Foreman Juniors yet.
Dr. Allison Cameron : [to House] You?
Dr. Gregory House : Working girls are sticklers. You're not going to poll Chase?
[Cameron looks at him sharply]
Dr. Robert Chase : I'm not an idiot.
Dr. Gregory House : Obviously not. Who doesn't sleep with a drugged-out colleague when they have a chance?
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Dr. Eric Foreman : [on the phone] Bad time? Where are you?
Dr. Gregory House : At your girlfriend's place. Ignore the moaning and squeaking.
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Dr. Gregory House : It's not what you think. I know it looks like we're cleaning dishes, but actually, we're having sex.
Stacy Warner : We're working.
Mark Warner : Wow, wish I'd become a doctor. Place'd be spotless.
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Dr. Lisa Cuddy : You need a lawyer. Go see Stacy. You hit a patient.
Dr. Gregory House : Four words, two mistakes. He's not a patient and I didn't hit him.
Dr. Lisa Cuddy : Of course you didn't. Go see Stacy.
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Stacy Warner : [House knows she secretly smokes] Why didn't you say anything?
Dr. Gregory House : 'Cause it helped me monitor your misery level. One trip outside was a good day - upwards of six, you were in hell.
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Dr. James Wilson : So now you've got to drum up another excuse to be around the love of your life. Could hit another patient.
Dr. Gregory House : Nah, don't like to repeat myself. People will say I'm formulaic.
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Dr. Gregory House : Dying people lie too.
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Dr. Gregory House : Meanwhile, she can't stop thinking about... I can't read that. Is she obsessed with a grey horse or me?
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Dr. Lisa Cuddy : Two family members assaulted.
Dr. Gregory House : It was self defense.
Dr. Lisa Cuddy : You baited him.
Dr. Gregory House : You're right. I was asking for it. The low-cut blouse, the "do-me" pumps...
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Dr. Gregory House : Two successful surgeries, two lives saved. I'm over my quota. Can I have next week off?
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Kalvin : This is none of your business!
Dr. Gregory House : Well, you should have thought of that before you stalked me. Now I'm interested.
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Dr. Gregory House : All of this will be fascinating to an HIV specialist. Now let go of my cane before it becomes your new boyfriend.
Kalvin : Honey, I will marry it if you would look at my file.
Dr. Gregory House : Congress says you can't, so...
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Dr. Gregory House : Steve McQueen without hair? It's a blessing he died young.
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Dr. Gregory House : Very interesting.
Dr. Eric Foreman : He coughs infected blood in Cameron's eyes and mouth, that's interesting?
Dr. Gregory House : The coughing part, not the in Cameron part. New symptom.