The Honeymooners (TV Series)
The Deciding Vote (1955)
Audrey Meadows: Alice Kramden
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Quotes
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Ralph Kramden : [trying to fix a broken vacuum cleaner] That's what it needs, just a little drop of oil. It'll be alright.
Alice Kramden : A little drop of oil? It wouldn't help if you dipped it in Texas.
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Ralph Kramden : That's for cleaning rugs.
Alice Kramden : We haven't got any rugs.
Ralph Kramden : Put this on for cleaning upholstered furniture.
Alice Kramden : We haven't got any upholstered furniture.
Ralph Kramden : Clean drapes with this.
Alice Kramden : And we haven't got any drapes.
Ralph Kramden : And this picks up dirt.
Alice Kramden : That, we've got.