The Honeymooners (TV Series)
Better Living Through TV (1955)
Art Carney: Ed Norton
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Quotes
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Ed Norton : [as they do the commercial] Tell me, O Chef of the Future, can it core a...
[sic]
Ed Norton : ... apple?
Ralph Kramden : Oh, it can core a...
[sic]
Ralph Kramden : ... apple.
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Ed Norton : [as he and Ralph do the commercial] If my wife Trixie is looking in, and when I come home, she says, "I told you so," I'm gonna belt her right in the mouth!
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[last lines]
Ed Norton : [shouting during the end of the commercial] And now, back to Charlie Chan!
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Ralph Kramden : We spend $200, we make $2000 and the profit is 1800. We can't lose.
Ed Norton : Can't lose, huh? That's what you said when you bought the parking lot next to where they were building up the movie house there. You said, "People going to the movies got to have a place to park their car."
Ralph Kramden : How did I know they were building a drive-in theater?