Homicide: Life on the Street (TV Series)
Gone for Goode (1993)
Leonard Jackson: Cemetery Manager
Quotes
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Det. Steve Crosetti : [Crosetti, Lewis, and the cemetery manager are supervising an exhumation. A cemetery worker pries on an object with his shovel in the grave and it breaks] Hey, what was that?
Cemetery Manager : That's the top. You got the top of the box right there.
[to the worker]
Cemetery Manager : Just get that, pull that out, don't even mess with it.
Det. Meldrick Lewis : That's a pretty cheap lookin' casket, ain't it?
Cemetery Manager : Styrofoam. Buried like a hamburger. I could have put him in stainless steel for 2200 dollars. Find that for less than six grand.
Det. Steve Crosetti : Come on, hurry up, will ya?
Cemetery Manager : [to the worker] Hurry up, will ya?
[back to Crosetti and Lewis]
Cemetery Manager : I could have put him in solid cherry for 1800. Try and find that for less than four grand.
Det. Meldrick Lewis : [Crosetti crosses himself] He look a little... small, like a, like a prune or somethin'.
[offers the manager a look at the photo]
Det. Meldrick Lewis : Don't ya think he looks heavier in the picture?
Cemetery Manager : Nobody stays fat down there.