Home Improvement (TV Series)
Abandoned Family (1992)
Tim Allen: Tim Taylor
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Quotes
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Tim : Hey! I'll make you a gingerbread house.
Mark Taylor : Really?
Tim : Yeah, and not just some dinky little house, we'll get a gingerbread full-service truck and auto service center.
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Jill Taylor : The whole time that I'm working, I'm worried about what's going on at the house. And when I'm at the house, I'm worried about work. I just wish there were two of me.
Tim : Do I sleep in the middle?
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Jill Taylor : Whoa! This icing is really bad.
Tim : That's 'cause it's not icing.
Jill Taylor : Huh?
Tim : That's polyvinyl acetate caulking compound. You've just weather-proofed your tongue, honey.
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Brad Taylor : It's crooked.
Tim : I designed it this way. This is a gingerbread truck and auto service center, after a major earthquake.