Hogan's Heroes (TV Series)
The Reluctant Target (1967)
Bob Crane: Col. Hogan
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Quotes
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Field Marshall Von Galter : Tell me, your aunt, is she still, uh...?
Col. Robert E. Hogan : Mmm, yes, yes. She... is. She certainly is.
Field Marshall Von Galter : And her son, ve wild one, did he ever...?
Col. Robert E. Hogan : Do, d'oh, never! Never!
Field Marshall Von Galter : So-so-so. And then ve girl, she is still...?
Col. Robert E. Hogan : Yes, um... afraid she is.
Field Marshall Von Galter : Too bad. Too bad.
Col. Robert E. Hogan : Certainly is nice discussing old family gossip like this.
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Col. Wilhelm Klink : Everyone in my family lived to be at least eighty. It's a tradition.
Col. Robert E. Hogan : So you break tradition.
Col. Wilhelm Klink : But I LOVE tradition!
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Col. Robert E. Hogan : By the way, did Schultz tell you a man came down to the office today?
Col. Wilhelm Klink : Yes. Who was it?
Col. Robert E. Hogan : Very suspicious character. He might very well be our man. Said he was from the Gestapo.
Col. Wilhelm Klink : Why should that be suspicious?
Col. Robert E. Hogan : Because he was a pleasant, likable guy.
Col. Wilhelm Klink : You're right. There's no one in the Gestapo that fits THAT description.
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Col. Wilhelm Klink : This man is a spy.
Col. Robert E. Hogan : How can you say that? You found nothing on him that was suspicious.
Col. Wilhelm Klink : That in itself is suspicious.
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Col. Wilhelm Klink : What's happening? What was that explosion?
Col. Robert E. Hogan : Nothing, Colonel. Just another "accident."
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Col. Robert E. Hogan : [showing off his commandant threads] How do I look?
Cpl. Peter Newkirk : Good enough to kill.
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Col. Wilhelm Klink : Ah-ah! There is not enough dinner for two. Ah, heh-heh.
Col. Robert E. Hogan : Well, that's okay with me. The same man that made the coffee may have made that dinner.
Col. Wilhelm Klink : Ah! Uh, Hogan - oh, my manners - won't you, uh, join me for dinner?
Col. Robert E. Hogan : Well, I'd rather not. When I eat dinner, I like to know I'll be around for breakfast.
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[first lines]
Col. Robert E. Hogan : [looking at a map of Germany with Pierre, trying to figure out what to attack next] From the information we got on the troop movements, they're converging on this area right here.
Pierre : Oh. That's a lot of Germans to be meeting in one place.
Col. Robert E. Hogan : We think they're planning on a big push. We're gonna have to try and slow them down.
Pierre : Well, we can blow up these bridges, landmines on these roads will take care of the truck convoys.
Col. Robert E. Hogan : Don't forget the airfields.
Pierre : I never forget an airfield.
Col. Robert E. Hogan : Just one thing that bothers me about this whole operation.
Pierre : What's that?
Col. Robert E. Hogan : We gathered the information too easily.
Pierre : Well, that's the way it is in this business. Sometimes it comes easy, sometimes not so easy, and... sometimes not at all.
Col. Robert E. Hogan : You better get ready to move out. LeBeau's gonna release some of the dogs to create a diversion.
Pierre : All right.
Cpl. Peter Newkirk : Everything's clear up there, sir.
Col. Robert E. Hogan : Good luck.
Pierre : [salutes Col. Hogan] Thank you.
Cpl. Peter Newkirk : [shakes hands with Pierre] Good luck.