- Major Hochstetter: Repeated line over many episodes: Angrily pointing at Hogan, "What is this man doing here?"
- Col. Hogan: What am I supposed to do with the rocket after I get it?
- Marya: Fly it off to Moscow.
- Col. Hogan: London.
- Marya: Moscow.
- Col. Hogan: London.
- Marya: We shall flip for it, agreed?
- Major Hochstetter: If this is a trick, heads will roll. Even if this is not a trick, heads will roll!
- Col. Klink: May I say that with men like you on the side of the 3rd Reich, we shall sweep on to inevitable victory. How did you happen to lose the rocket?