Hogan's Heroes (TV Series)

Request Permission to Escape (1966)

John Banner: Sgt. Schultz

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• Col. Klink : You have made a fool of me in front of my own command. Are you satisfied.

  Col. Hogan : Yes, I'm satisfied. Carter, are you satisfied?

  Carter : Yes, I'm satisfied. Schultz, are you satisfied?

  Sgt. Schultz : Yes, I'm satisfied.

  [Looking towards Klink] 

  Sgt. Schultz : Are you satisfied?

  Col. Klink : Yes, I'm... .

  [lets out a frustrated grunt] 

• Sgt. Schultz : [Talking to Carter]  Let me cheer you up. Women are like War there is always another coming around.

• Sgt. Schultz : Women are like war; there will always be another one coming along.

• Sgt. Schultz : They might send me to the eastern front.

  Carter : Gee, I wouldn't want that to happen.

  Sgt. Schultz : And that's not the worst of it. They might give me ten days leave.

  Carter : What's wrong with that, for Pete's sake?

  Sgt. Schultz : I would have to spend it with my wife. Please don't escape.

  Carter : I'll tell you what. When I do escape, I'll do it some time when you're not on duty. That way they can't blame you.

  Sgt. Schultz : You're a good boy.