Hogan's Heroes (TV Series)

Cupid Comes to Stalag 13 (1966)

Bob Crane: Col. Hogan

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• Col. Klink : General Burkhalter just left here.

  Col. Hogan : Oh, the Russian front?

  Col. Klink : Worse, much worse. He wants me to marry his niece.

  Col. Hogan : That's bad?

  Col. Klink : Did you hear what I said? Burkhalter's niece!

  Col. Hogan : Did you ever stop to think she might be a beauty?

  Col. Klink : Ha, more likely she looks like Burkhalter.

• Col. Hogan : If you don't mind me saying so, I think you should get married right away. Like tomorrow.

  Col. Klink : Hogan, I'm going to have you shot, and no court martial in the world would convict me.