Hill Street Blues (TV Series)

Life in the Minors (1983)

Kiel Martin: Detective J.D. LaRue

Quotes 

• Detective J.D. LaRue : Kristen, your hands are so... so soft.

  Kristen : Well I have a special cream I love to rub all over my skin.

  Detective J.D. LaRue : You do, huh?

  Kristen : Made by the secretions of queen bees.

  Detective J.D. LaRue : Secretions? What part of your body... skin do you rub this cream on?

  Kristen : Well, I like to rub it on the underside of my legs, and then sometimes I like to rub it in all over my shoulders, and sometimes I like to get it in my hands and rub it in between them so it squishes out between my fingers. And sometimes I like to rub it... I have to go. Thanks for showing me how you fingerprint criminals.

  Detective J.D. LaRue : Alabaster skin, man, supple bosoms, uptilted...

  Det. Neal Washington : Mandatory five-year sentence, loss of pension, picture in the paper...

  Kristen : Goodbye, John. I hope you don't have too hard of a day.