Edie McClurg: Fran

Quotes 

• Fran : Why, Acorn Day is the most exciting squirrel day of the whole squirrel year!

• Eubie : [Asking about Acorn Day]  What makes it so special?

  Fran : Well, there are acorn costume contests, pin-the-stem-on-the-acorn, and my favorite, dancing the acorn polka!

• Twinkle : All we have to do is get a couple of cute bunny astronauts to fly a rocket ship up to the Moon, because everybody knows the Moon is made of green cheese. That's *green* cheese, people. Then, the bunny astronauts get a nice big hunk of green cheese, send it to the Sun, and melt it into nice and gooey green paint, then shoot it right back onto our brushes with the help of a friendly shooting star. Ta daa!

  All : [Awestruck]  Wow.

  Fran : hat's a very creative solution there, Twinkle, but there's just one problem. The moon really isn't made of green cheese, don'tcha know? It's made of rocks.

  Twinkle : Awwww, pickles!