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7/10
"Hawaii Five-O" jumps on the blaxsploitation bandwagon.
planktonrules27 March 2011
In the early to mid-1970s, there were a ton of so-called 'blaxsploitation' films made in Hollywood. In these films, black heroes and anti-heroes had many violent adventures. When seen today, they often seem rather campy and it's no surprising these sorts of film spurred on various parody films (such as "I'm Gonna Git You Sucka" and "Black Dynamite") because they are so incredibly over-done and, occasionally, silly. Well, apparently, "Hawaii Five-O" was trying to cash in on the blaxsploitation craze in this episode and you almost need to be a fan of these films to understand much of the lingo. Seeing McGarrett referring to 'Macks' (pimps), 'Trick City' (the district where prostitutes hang out) and the like is amazingly surreal! The show begins with the local pimps getting together to talk about the increase in the protection money they are paying to a local thug. To prove he means it, the thug has one of the pimp's head blown off shortly after the meeting! This was pretty funny, as the dead pimp was played by Ron Glass ("Barney Miller") and the evil mob boss was Gregory Sierra (he played 'Julio' on "Sanford and Son")--an interesting pairing to say the least.

The King Pimp (or whatever you'd call him) is worried--it looks like a war might break out between Sierra's men and the pimps. This leader was played by Glynn Turman--who himself starred in possibly the worst blaxsploitation film ever "JD's Revenge"--but he was good in this an MOST everything in which I've seen him. Anyway, he and the gang 'o pimps decide to contact an assassin from Detroit to take care of Sierra. But wait...there's a lot more to this plot than you'd imagine. Tune in and see.

This is certainly NOT one of the more cerebral or intellectual offerings from the show. In fact, it's a bit silly since you almost NEVER saw black people on this show--yet here, it's like a giant pimp convention flown in just for this episode! But, it also is highly enjoyable--and for those who lived through the 70s or love blaxsploitation, it's a definite must-see.
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6/10
Talk about a "dated" episode
garrard31 December 2010
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When guest star Glynn Turman - donned in "Superfly" attire - makes his first appearance in a HUGE Caddy, and engages in dialogue with his fellow "pimp" Ron Glass, the viewer knows the he's watching a show from the early 70's. The series was probably gunning for the "blaxploitation" audience that was making movies like "Shaft," "Coffee" and other films of the era popular.

The episode did have a rarity, even today: an interracial MARRIED couple, even though Turman's wife was one of his former "girls." The youngsters playing the couple's children also looked the part of multiracial offspring.

It also provided a "pairing" - though they never shared any screen time - of Glass and Gregory Sierra, later to both be featured on the ABC classic sit-com "Barney Miller." In addition to the appearance of these future TV stars, Pat Morita, later of "Happy Days" and "The Karate Kid" films, has a small part as a barkeep.

Also, Moe Keole, who would become a cast member in the series later years, appears as a pimp with a very volatile demeanor.

Actually another thing going for it is the catchy title.
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4/10
One even fans can skip
VetteRanger4 February 2023
As much as the writers on Hawaii Five-O stretched for different sorts of stories, they shouldn't have stretched here. It's a story that would have been much more at home on a grittier show like Kojak or The Rookies. It's also terribly dated.

Plus, somehow I just don't get a cop completely ignoring wide-open solicitation to write a parking ticket, or the hookers not taking a pause at least until the officer moves on.

The show did several "crooks versus crooks" power struggles, and the trope was already old hat by this time, halfway through the series. There were no sympathetic characters here whatsoever, and as a viewer I saw no reason to intervene. Let the crooks knock each other off. ;-)
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5/10
Tricks are Not Treats
ringfire21130 June 2021
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Haha! Pimps, pimps, pimps! Doesn't Lolo (Gregory Sierra) call them "pimples"? LOL! But that's what's so funny about this episode. Out of nowhere we find out that Honolulu has a major black pimp problem! Never mind that we rarely see a black person on the show. Now all of a sudden there's a whole black ghetto here! LOL! Never to be seen or heard about again. This was at the height of blaxploitation cinema so I can see why they made this episode. Though ultimately it makes no sense, given the population demographics on the island. That's why we typically see rackets run by Asians, Hawaiians, and Caucasians - which makes more sense. That said, I do enjoy a lot of the jive talk here! It's certainly an oddity of an episode and not a great one by any stretch (ultimately it's near the bottom of season 6) but I don't hate it. It has its strange charms here and there. And I really do like the twist with the hitman at the end and who the REAL target was! But I do like the turf war episode from season 4 much more - "A Matter of Mutual Concern". There you had a real "race-o-rama" between the Chinese, Korean, Japanese, and Samoan crime bosses.
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1/10
McGarret pulls another unrealistic McGarrett miracle, as usual!!!!
WYAdams17 July 2022
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The pimps were such over the top caricature like stereotypes that this episode should be classified as comedy, not police drama.

Once again McGarrett contacts the police in another city, Detroit in this case, who just happen to know the identities and exact locations of every hitman in their city. Armed with this information McGarrett now has a complete dossier on the hitman including his picture. Just to make it easier, the hitman stupidly uses one of the aliases listed in his dossier.

Finally, to complete the absurd plot, McGarrett somehow, probably with his McGarrett sense (similar to Spidey sense) figures out exactly how, where and when the victim will be shot. He even knows identities of the conspirators and their exact plan. Mind you, he has no clues of any just his McGarrett (Spidey) sense on which to rely!

As if all that is not bad enough, he arrests the men despite having no evidence at all.

I just wish there was an option to rate episodes zero stars.
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