- Robbie Stewart: [to Miley] You're my special little girl.
- Jackson Stewart: Well, what am I?
- Robbie Stewart: Tina, my other little girl.
- Miley Stewart: Come on, Lilly. This is really getting stupid, there's nobody up here.
- [Robbie carrying Lilly on his back]
- Robbie Stewart: We passed stupid on the 3rd floor. Now we're up to sports hernia.
- [Robbie setting Lilly down when they reach the roof]
- Miley Stewart: High five!
- [Lilly misses Miley's hand and slaps Miley on forehead and knocks her down; Lilly's phone rings]
- Miley Stewart: Answer your phone before your hurt someone else!
- Jackson Stewart: Whoa. It worked. They are whiter.
- Robbie Stewart: And lemon fresh.
- Robbie Stewart: On the bright side, I'm just glad to see you are wearing clean underwear again.
- Miley Stewart: Looks don't matter.
- Lilly Truscott: Easy for you to say. You're the poster child for perfect skin.
- Miley Stewart: This isn't about me. Or my perfect skin.