- Lilly Truscott: Hello, Hannah Montana's close personal friend Lola here. Oh my gosh. Kelly. IT'S KELLY CLARKSON!
- [calm]
- Lilly Truscott: hello.
- Miley Stewart: Lilly give me the phone!
- Lilly Truscott: So, Kelly felly, sorry to here the party was canceled.
- Miley Stewart: Lilly give me the PHONE!
- Lilly Truscott: What do you mean? Hannah said...
- Miley Stewart: Lilly! Don't listen to her! She doesn't like me. Professional jealousy. Petty, petty, girl
- Lilly Truscott: But the mall has cute clothes!
- Miley Stewart: But the beach has cute boys.
- Lilly Truscott: To the beach!
- Miley Stewart: [Lilly is leaving after Miley lied to her] No! Lilly! Wait! You don't need them as your friends. You've got me.
- Lilly Truscott: But if you were really my friend, you'd tell me the truth.
- Miley Stewart: Ok.I'll come right out and say it. You spit food on people, You follow them into the bathroom,and, you walked around for about an hour, with a chocolate beard.
- Lilly Truscott: Oh how embarrassing! Why am I such a dork! Why do I always do that!
- [beats herself on the forehead]
- Lilly Truscott: Lilly when are you ever gonna learn!
- Miley Stewart: No! Lilly! Don't be so hard on yourself! I mean the first time I saw the choclate fountain, I poured about half of it into my PURSE!
- Lilly Truscott: [hops around on the lumpy couch] Your just saying that to make me feel better.
- [lifts up seat cushion]
- Lilly Truscott: what the heck are all these newspapers?
- Miley Stewart: I'll tell you what they are. They're me not being a good friend. I got caught leaving the party early, and I didn't want you to know.
- Lilly Truscott: Why were you leaving early?
- Miley Stewart: Because it was no fun without you there.
- Lilly Truscott: Really?
- Miley Stewart: [nods her head] And you know what? It's never gonna happen again.
- Hannah Montana: Listen, I like you Trac, but if your going to by my friend, then she's part of the package too.
- Traci: But she's sooooo uncool!
- Hannah Montana: Not as uncool as you were when you shot out a snotrocket so big that it hit *both* of the Olsen twins.
- Jackson Stewart: [in a girlie voice] I had fun! Did you see that dreamy boy in the third row? WHOO!
- Miley Stewart: We don't talk like that and he was in the second row!