- Doc: Chester?
- Chester: Heh?
- Doc: Now, there's just one thing I want to ask you about that. If Uncle Sunday is your uncle and, uh, Ellie is his niece, then, uh, dudn't that make you kind of a relative of hers in some way?
- Chester: Well, you know, that kinda worried me at first to tell you the truth but it's actually very simple if you got half a brain at all. Ellie ain't his niece.
- Matt Dillon: Well, too bad, Doc. I guess we don't have half a brain.