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6/10
Businessman Festus
wdavidreynolds27 July 2021
Festus Haggen receives a check for $500 from a man he had helped a few years earlier. The would-be prospector passed through Dodge City, and Festus gave him $10 to buy supplies. After he moved west, the prospector found gold and became wealthy.

Festus decides to invest his money in a freight business. He even has the wisdom to consult with Kitty Russell, Matt Dillon, and Doc Adams, and they all agree the business venture sounds like a promising idea.

Festus has little knowledge of what is needed to start the business, so he partners with a friend named Titus who is more familiar with the business and the need for a freight line. Unfortunately, Festus empowers Titus to take care of the equipment needs. Titus orders a ridiculously expensive wagon equipped with a calliope and white horses that takes most of Festus's newfound wealth. (Haggen's name is also misspelled as "Haggin" on the side of the wagon.) Titus convinces Festus to buy some "fancy duds" befitting a businessman.

On their first freight trip, Festus and Titus encounter a family demanding a toll to allow the wagon to pass through their property. The Fowler family is portrayed as a bunch of stereotypical ignorant country bumpkins driven by an enterprising matriarch known as "Ma." Between the scheming machinations of Titus and Ma, Festus finds himself in a situation that quickly spirals out of his control.

There is an additional subplot involving Dora Lou Fowler, Ma's daughter, and a neighbor named Clarence Carver who are in love. Never one to miss a possible profit-making opportunity, Ma decides Dora Lou's future will yield more money if she is married to Festus, and she is determined to make that happen through any means necessary.

The part of Titus is played by Shug Fisher in another of his twenty-seven different Gunsmoke appearances. Fisher almost always played the same character in every appearance on Gunsmoke, as well as appearances in other television shows and the few films in which he was cast. One question about the Titus character in this story is whether this is the same character as Uncle Titus that was also played by Fisher in Season 15's "The Still." It is never made clear, but it is obvious that the Titus and Festus characters are well acquainted before the beginning of this story. Fisher was close friends with Ken Curtis in real life, and Curtis was present when Fisher passed away in 1984.

This episode is the final Gunsmoke appearance for Nora Marlowe, who plays Ma Fowler. Marlowe could play both jolly, motherly types and sinister, scheming types, as she does in this story. She had the rare ability to play widely diverging types of characters in such a way that she is almost unrecognizable in the various roles. Contrast her performance as Ma Fowler in this story to her portrayal of Flossie Brimmer on The Waltons as an example.

Gwynne Gilford portrays Dora Lou Fowler. Gilford had married actor Robert Pine -- another occasional Gunsmoke guest -- not too long before this episode was filmed. Gilford and Pine are the parents of actor Chris Pine.

Actors John Beck and James Minotto play the dimwitted Fowler sons, Moody and Amos. This is one of three Gunsmoke appearances by Beck, and the only appearance by Minotto. In fact, this is one of only three acting credits for Minotto in anything.

Lanky actor Herman Poppe plays the part of Clarence Carver. Poppe would appear twice more in Gunsmoke episodes as the similar character Luke Hockett in "The Wiving" and its sequel "Brides and Grooms," from Season 20.

Gunsmoke fans have seen Charles Wagenheim play Dodge City resident Ed Halligan in numerous episodes, but here he is cast as Parson Mueller.

The theme of Festus Haggen being thrust into a semi-humorous situation where he is victimized by extremely frustrating circumstances has been used a few times previously, and it usually results in a less-than-stellar outcome. This script was written by Robert Vincent Wright, who had a penchant for stories with a humorous bent, although his only other Gunsmoke contribution was more serious in nature.

Fans who enjoyed episodes such as "Hard-Luck Henry" from Season 13, or "Uncle Finney" from Season 14 might enjoy this story, too.
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10/10
What it is worth in 2023
sherry5417 March 2023
$500 in 1870 is equivalent in purchasing power to about $11,482.44 today, an increase of $10,982.44 over 153 years. The dollar had an average inflation rate of 2.07% per year between 1870 and today, producing a cumulative price increase of 2,196.49%.

This means that today's prices are 22.96 times as high as average prices since 1870, according to the Bureau of Labor Statistics consumer price index. A dollar today only buys 4.354% of what it could buy back then.

The inflation rate in 1870 was -3.68%. The current inflation rate compared to last year is now 6.04%. If this number holds, $500 today will be equivalent in buying power to $530.18 next year. The current inflation rate page gives more detail on the latest inflation rates.
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9/10
A Right Fahn Eppysode!
atomicis26 July 2021
...with plenty of FESTUS! Gunsmoke started out as an "adult Western" but it sort of devolved into what happens in this one... Quite different, but I enjoyed it a lot! It was almost as if the producers wanted the show to be more family-friendly, almost like a variety show. I appreciated Ken Curtis' acting as the leading man here.
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4/10
A silly show with little if any entertainment value
kfo949413 December 2012
Festus get a check from a man that he helped in town a few years back. Festus gave him ten dollars to buy supplies so that he could travel to the mountains. The man hit it big by finding gold and now has left Festus $500. And now Festus decides he can make money if he buys into a freight company. Doc, Matt and even Kitty believe that it will be a good idea. But one thing that Festus left out was he was going to be partners with the lazy good-for-nothing Titus.

Titus takes Festus's money to buy some wagons but comes back with steam playing circus wagons with a team of white horses instead of regular wagons. The only thing he did right was but Titus- Haggen on the side of the wagon. The cost of the wagons will be $402 of the $500 that Festus had from the check.

The rest of the episode is how Festus gets cleaned out by the ways of Titus. From the fancy clothes to the meeting of a county family that has a 'tole road' it's an all out comedy of errors. If you like a silly show then you will not be disappointed. If you like westerns with a good plot then this will be a sad experience. I am just glad it was an hour show, not really sure if I could have taken anymore.
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1/10
Painfully unfunny comedy episode
Johnny_West4 July 2022
Long before the trashy Kardashians were recycling rich basketball players out of their money, Nora Marlowe was pushing her naive young daughter (played by Gwynne Gilford) on filthy Festus, because she thinks he is rich.

In this comedy oriented episode, Festus and his scummy friend Titus (played by Shug Fisher) are trying to start a freight line. Festus is dressed like a rock star, and he comes across a dirt-poor family of ignorant morons who think Festus is a great catch. So the Ma (Nora Marlowe) wants Festus to marry his empire into her family.

Little does she know how lucky she is to dodge that bullet. Meanwhile moronic Festus spends an episode talking all his stupid gibberish to a family that is dumber than he is.

Fellow stinkball Shug Fisher plays Titus, and he tries to keep Festus focused, but before long the freight business is as dead as the marriage plans. The only thing missing from this episode was a reunion visit from lame Chester Goode, the 45 year old virgin. Too bad Chester was never brought back as a guest character, to boost lame episodes like this one.
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