Gunsmoke (TV Series)

Alias Festus Haggen (1972)

Herb Vigran: Judge Brooker

Quotes 

• Judge Brooker : Mr. Rand you state that you were the clerk in charge of that baggage car when it was forced open. Now, memory does play tricks on a man after 12 years.

  Rand : No, sir. It's like it was yesterday. I saw him and his men loot that car. And before he left, points a 0.45 and starts firing. He meant to kill us all, and he thought had.

  Festus Haggen : That there's the biggest bunch of hogwash I've ever heared.

  Rand : [Reaching to his missing left arm]  Is this hogwash, Eaton?

  Festus Haggen : I told you once. I ain't never saw you my whole life. And my name ain't Eaton.