- Carol Seaver: You mean, you haven't even started yet?
- Mike Seaver: What's your point?
- Carol Seaver: 4.0. What's yours?
- Dr. Jason Seaver: Out of the way, Ben.
- Ben Seaver: Has this been physically cleared by mom?
- Dr. Jason Seaver: It has. Yes.
- Ben Seaver: You've got something on paper?
- Dr. Jason Seaver: Out of the way.
- Maggie Malone Seaver: Four pages that are typed.
- Dr. Jason Seaver: Researched.
- Maggie Malone Seaver: Footnoted.
- Dr. Jason Seaver: With bibliography.
- Maggie Malone Seaver: That you should have been working on for four weeks.
- Dr. Jason Seaver: And it is due tomorrow. And...
- Maggie Malone Seaver: According to your teacher...
- Dr. Jason Seaver: If you don't get at least a 'B' on this paper...
- Maggie Malone Seaver: You won't pass the course. That means you...
- Carol Seaver: Won't graduate!
- Ben Seaver: Yeah!
- Dr. Jason Seaver: [Walking into the living room to turn off the tv] Mike, didn't you put your hand over your heart and promise to do your homework?
- Mike Seaver: Dad, I will.
- Dr. Jason Seaver: Well what do we have to do, pay you to do it?
- Mike Seaver: You know, I think your on to something here, dad.