Growing Pains (TV Series)

Broadway Bound (1987)

Kirk Cameron: Mike Seaver

Quotes 

• Ben Seaver : Mike, if I ask you a question about girls, will you tell everybody so they laugh at me?

  Mike Seaver : Girls, huh? . . . OK, ask away.

  Ben Seaver : OK. Well, there's this new girl at school, and . . .

  [in a low voice] 

  Ben Seaver : she's the only girl in my class who wears a bra. Every time I see her I start sweating and saying dumb stuff. I either want to kiss her, or slug her.

  Mike Seaver : Always kiss. Never slug.

  Ben Seaver : What if I do kiss her, and she slugs *me*?

  Mike Seaver : Well, Ben, there comes a time in your life when you've got to take a chance, y'know. I mean, at some point you're gonna have to stop playing with G.I. Joe.

  Ben Seaver : Maybe I'll just slug her.