- Sean Finnerty: Okay, so your school wins the basketball tournament. What do I get out of it?
- Sister Helen: Well, Mr. Finnerty, you'll be doing the right thing and...
- [pauses, shrugs]
- Sister Helen: ascend into Heaven!
- Sean Finnerty: [Remembering all the times he's discovered Eddie and Nicole having sex] I never thought I'd say this, but I don't want to see that woman naked again!
- Eddie Finnerty: That's mean! I still want to see Claudia naked!