- Dr. Derek Shepherd: How goes our special super secret silent sunset surgery? I've been practicing that.
- Dr. Miranda Bailey: You have too much time on your hands
- Dr. Richard Webber: Great syphilis outbreak and a tumour.
- Dr. Derek Shepherd: It's probably unrelated.
- Dr. Derek Shepherd: Meredith, I'm so sorry!
- [looks sympathetic]
- Dr. Derek Shepherd: Addison... what are you doing here?
- Dr. Addison Montgomery-Shepherd: You would have know if you had botherd to return any one of my phone calls!
- Dr. Addison Montgomery-Shepherd: [introducing herself to Meredith] I'm Addison Shepherd.
- Dr. Meredith Grey: Shepherd...
- [Meredith looks very sad]
- Dr. Addison Montgomery-Shepherd: And you must be the women that's screwing my husband.
- Dr. Isobel "Izzie" Stevens: [after he comes out of the bathroom] There's no reason to be ashamed. It's normal, healthy even.
- Dr. George O'Malley: I am not ashamed. 'Cause I wasn't doing anything. I don't have to. I have a girlfriend.
- Dr. Isobel "Izzie" Stevens: An imaginary girlfriend?
- Dr. George O'Malley: An actual girlfriend.
- Dr. Isobel "Izzie" Stevens: You know what? It's no big deal, you don't have to lie. I get it. You have needs.
- [Meredith opens the door Izzie was leaning against]
- Dr. Meredith Grey: What is going on out here?
- Dr. Isobel "Izzie" Stevens, Dr. George O'Malley: Nothing.
- [George walks away]
- Dr. Isobel "Izzie" Stevens: He's freaked out because I caught him playing with little Jimmy and the twins.
- Dr. George O'Malley: I have a girlfriend.
- Dr. Isobel "Izzie" Stevens: Ok.
- Dr. Derek Shepherd: [appearing from Meredith's bedroom] It sounds like fun out here.
- Dr. Preston Burke: Why are you in this line?
- Dr. Cristina Yang: It's the syphilis line.
- Dr. Preston Burke: You don't need to be in this line.
- Dr. Cristina Yang: I don't?
- Dr. Preston Burke: There's no one else. That surprises you?
- Dr. Cristina Yang: Nothing surprises me.
- Dr. Preston Burke: Do I need to be in this line?
- Dr. Cristina Yang: No.
- Dr. Preston Burke: Okay then
- Dr. Cristina Yang: Okay
- Dr. Derek Shepherd: Long day.
- Dr. Meredith Grey: Yeah.
- Dr. Derek Shepherd: Somewhere out there is a steak with your name on it and maybe a bottle of wine.
- Dr. Meredith Grey: This is why I keep you around
- Dr. Derek Shepherd: So, we need to talk.
- Dr. Meredith Grey: Wine first, talk later
- Dr. Derek Shepherd: You trying to, uh, get me drunk so you can take advantage of me?
- Dr. Meredith Grey: [laughing] I think I like this rules thing.
- Dr. Derek Shepherd: Me too
- Dr. Meredith Grey: [voiceover] Secrets can't hide in science. Medicine has a way of exposing the lies. Within the walls of the hospital the truth is stripped bare. How we keep our secrets outside the hospital, well that's a little different... One thing is certain, whatever it is we're trying to hide, we're never ready for when the truth gets naked. That's the problem with secrets... Like misery, they love company. They pile up and up until they take over everything, until you don't have room for anything else. Until you're so full of secrets you feel like you're going to burst. The thing people forget is how good it can feel when you finally set secrets free. Whether good or bad, at least they're out in the open. Like it or not. And once your secrets are out in the open, you don't have to hide behind them. But the problem with secrets is, even when you think you're in control... You're not.
- Dr. Meredith Grey: The thing people forget is how good it can feel when you finally set secrets free. Whether good or bad, at least they're out in the open... And once your secrets are out in the open, you don't have to hide behind them anymore... The problem with secrets is even when you think you're in control... You're not.
- Dr. Cristina Yang: Hey Syph-boy!
- Dr. George O'Malley: You told her?
- Dr. Isobel "Izzie" Stevens: Just Cristina.
- Dr. Alex Karev: Syph-boy - it's got a nice ring to it. Kinda like Super-boy, only
- [pauses]
- Dr. Alex Karev: diseased.
- Dr. Isobel "Izzie" Stevens: [George is in the bathroom, locked in and Izzie wants to take a shower. Izzie knocks on the door] George. You locked the door I need to take a shower.
- Dr. George O'Malley: Uh... uh, I'll be out in a minute.
- Dr. Isobel "Izzie" Stevens: What are you doing in there?
- Dr. George O'Malley: It's private!
- Dr. Isobel "Izzie" Stevens: Oh! Oh, god, I'm sorry. I get it. I didn't mean to interrupt.
- Dr. George O'Malley: No, it's not that.
- Dr. Isobel "Izzie" Stevens: It's ok. Take your time.
- Dr. George O'Malley: I am not doing what you think I'm doing.
- Dr. Isobel "Izzie" Stevens: You know what, there's really no need to explain. I'll wait, you just... finish.
- Dr. George O'Malley: No... I'm-I'm coming. I'm coming out!
- [Izzie laughs]
- Dr. Cristina Yang: If I am missing out on a real patient because of this. They are going to call me 007 because I killed you.
- Dr. Isobel "Izzie" Stevens: [about to do a secret autopsy] You brought a textbook?
- Dr. Cristina Yang: Uh, If we're going to do this, we're going to do it right. Scalpel.
- [Begins to cut the chest]
- Dr. Isobel "Izzie" Stevens: You should really be using a ten blade.
- Dr. Cristina Yang: Will you stop backseat cutting?
- Dr. George O'Malley: God, he's got an ovary?
- Dr. Alex Karev: Gives a whole new meaning to metrosexual.
- Patricia: When the time is right and gentleman, you'll all know when that time is, carefully open the condom packet and roll it onto the banana.