Green Acres (TV Series)

The Ex-Con (1970)

John Qualen: Willie Dunhill

Quotes 

• Willie Dunhill : [telling Lisa about doing time in Alcatraz]  Well, it really wasn't too bad on "The Rock." We had a great basketball team: Al Capone, Frank Nitti, Big John Dillinger and Dutch Schultz. We was friends for life - and, and that's what most of 'em were doin'.

• Willie Dunhill : [to Oliver]  I know this is silly, but I'd work better if you stand over me with a shotgun.

• Willie Dunhill : [says he appeared in a movie shot at the prison]  The guy comes in and he puts the food down in front of me, and I took one look at it, and I said, "I ain't gonna eat this slop!"

  [starts to pound his mug on the table] 

  Willie Dunhill : "Ya! Ya! Ya! Ya!"

  Oliver Wendell Douglas : [puts a hotcake on Oliver's plate]  Here is your breakfast.

  Oliver Wendell Douglas : [after looking at the food, begins pounding his mug]  I ain't gonna eat this slop! Ya! Ya! Ya! Ya!

  Eb Dawson : Holy smoke! The warden's gone stir crazy!