- Truby Steele: Who tied dead fish to the car?
- Rose Nylund: It's a St. Olaf tradition- you keep driving until you can't stand the smell anymore and that's where you live!
- Truby Steele: [to Blanche] Crazy or stupid?
- Blanche Devereaux: We think it's a mix.
- Truby Steele: Oh, my husband passed.
- Rose Nylund: Passed what?
- Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak: A slow-moving Winnebago, Rose!
- Rose Nylund: Oh, by the way, Blanche, Chuck at the gas station says "yo."
- Blanche Devereaux: Chuck from Arco or Chuck from Shell?
- Rose Nylund: Chuck from Shell.
- Blanche Devereaux: Big Chuck from Shell or Little Chuck from Shell?
- Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak: Blanche, you're spending too much time at the full-service island.