Gilmore Girls (TV Series)

Those Lazy-Hazy-Crazy Days (2002)

Yanic Truesdale: Michel Gerard

Quotes 

• Kirk Gleason : One day it occurred to me - cows never wrinkle.

  Michel Gerard : Mm-hmmm.

  Kirk Gleason : Think about it, have you ever seen a wrinkled cow? No, not once. So I thought to myself, "that's weird."

  Michel Gerard : Yes, that and other things.

  Kirk Gleason : So I decided to do a little research. I studied cows, I studied humans. And finally, I discovered the secret, the secret of the cows.

  Lorelai Gilmore : [just entering]  Michel, could you... Hi, Kirk.

  Michel Gerard : Oh good, just in time. Kirk is about to tell us the difference between cows and humans.

  Lorelai Gilmore : You mean other than one's a cow?