Gilmore Girls (TV Series)

Nag Hammadi Is Where They Found the Gnostic Gospel (2004)

Alexis Bledel: Rory Gilmore

Quotes 

• Lorelai : I'm going to make out in the coat room. Don't eat my chicken.

  Rory : That's going on your tombstone.

• Rory : So who else is joining us?

  Emily : No one. We brought one of Richard's coats to hang over the chair.

  Richard : We're saying it's Marjorie's husband's.

  Emily : He's making the rounds, and at about eight he'll get sick and have to leave.

  Richard : Does everybody understand the story?

  Lorelai : I think so. But then we'll have to hide his jacket. So I suggest I put it under my dress and pretend to be pregnant, then Jason can pretend to be the doctor. Then Rory can dig a tunnel, and...

  Emily : I might have known you'd turn this into something ridiculous, Lorelai.

  Rory : Yeah, I wanna be the doctor.

• Lorelai : Cold, cold, cold, cold, icy feet. Stupid, frozen tundra house. Honey, why are you sleeping in here? Your room is way warmer. Ok, here is the question for today kids: what the hell are the Eskimos thinking? I mean yes, the hoods are cute but it's always cold, always! Plus you have to eat fish for breakfast, and you have to eat whales, and polar bears, and penguins and Santa Clause. Coffee's on and Pop-Tarts are poptarting! If you're just gonna lie there I'm just gonna have to sit here. I'm gonna have to make myself very comfortable on my nice warm Rory!

  Rory : Why is it so cold in here?

  Lorelai : Ahh!

  Rory : Ahh!

  Lorelai : But I was sitting on you!

  Rory : Oh, really, good trick.

  Lorelai : But if you were there, then who's this?

  Rory : I don't know.

  Lorelai : We've got a stranger in our house.

  Rory : Robert Downey Jr.?

  Lorelai : Or a murderer.

  Rory : Who needed a nap before committing his crimes?

• Jess : [Jess gets in his car, finds an envelope with money, and gets out of the car. He stops when he sees Rory standing in line for burgers. They stare at each other for a few seconds] 

  Rory : I get to leave first!

  Rory : [Rory starts running away] 

  Jess : Rory, wait! Stop!

  [He runs after her] 

  Rory : No, you don't get to walk away!

  Jess : Hold on!

  Rory : My town! I leave!

  Jess : I just wanna - where are you going?

  Rory : None of your business!

  Jess : We look like idiots.

  Rory : I don't care!

  Jess : Stop running!

  Rory : Stop following!

  Jess : Oh, come on!

  Rory : Go away, I'm leaving!

  Jess : Rory, stop!

  Rory : Why?

  Jess : Because I wanna talk to you.

  Rory : About what? What do you want to talk to me about?

  Jess : When did you learn to run like that?

  Rory : You know, I have actually thought about this moment. A lot. What would Jess say to me if I ever saw him again? I mean, he just took off, no note, no call, nothing, how could he explain that? And then a year goes by. No word, nothing, so he couldn't possibly have a good excuse for that, right? I have imagined hundreds of different scenarios with a hundred different great last parting lines, and I have to tell you that I am actually very curious to see which way this is going to go.

  Jess : Could we sit down?

  Rory : No. You wanted to talk, so talk. What do you have to say to me?

  Jess : [Jess pauses a second] 

  Jess : I love you.

  [Rory stares after him as Jess walks away, gets into his car and drives away] 

• Lorelai : So...

  Rory : So?

  Lorelai : I was just wondering what you were thinking about.

  Rory : I was thinking about nothing.

  Lorelai : Nothing wouldn't happen to wear a leather jacket and pull off a very convincing "Adriaaann", would it?

• Jess : Could we sit down?

  Rory : No. You wanted to talk, so talk. What do you have to say to me?

  Jess : I love you.