Gilmore Girls (TV Series)
Happy Birthday, Baby (2003)
Milo Ventimiglia: Jess Mariano
Quotes
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Jess : So, it's been a couple days since you made the big decision. You're still going to Yale?
Rory Gilmore : Yes, I am. It's got all the classes I want and some really great teachers, and plus, you know, as an added bonus, it's really close to here.
Jess : 22.8 miles.
Rory Gilmore : How'd you know that?
Jess : Do you Yahoo?
Rory Gilmore : You looked it up?
Jess : Yeah.
Rory Gilmore : You looked it up.
Jess : I just hit a couple buttons on the computer.
Rory Gilmore : You looked it up.
Jess : I was bored. There was nothing on TV and I was fooling around, it was something to do, that's it.
Rory Gilmore : [lovingly] You looked it up.
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Jess : I got the video for tonight.
Rory : What did you get?
Jess : Almost Famous.
Rory : No, not again!
Jess : I can't help it, I'm addicted!
Rory : Fine, but if I'm going to spend two hours sitting there watching Kate Hudson commit suicide again, then we are ordering Indian food.
Jess : Oh, come on!
Rory : Hey, last night when we watched Ed Wood, we got burgers like you wanted to.
Jess : Okay fine, tonight Indian food, but tomorrow Saturday Night Fever and Thai food.
Lane : That's so cute, you're like a really sweet old agoraphobic couple!
Jess : Thank you very much.