Gilmore Girls (TV Series)

Happy Birthday, Baby (2003)

Alexis Bledel: Rory Gilmore

Quotes 

• Rory : Hey, can you stash this at your house till the party? It's just favors and stuff.

  Lane : Ironic, isn't it? You having to hide stuff at my house for a change.

  Rory : Life has come full circle.

• Fran Westin : So that's a four foot chocolate cake with individual vanilla cupcakes on top spelling out Happy 16th Birthday, Lorelai?

  Rory Gilmore : That's right.

  Fran Westin : Would you like butter cream or whip cream frosting on that?

  Rory Gilmore : Can you do both?

  Fran Westin : That's alot of frosting.

  Rory Gilmore : I know. But it's my mom's favorite part. Once we tried to make a cake entirely out of frosting, which turned out to be better in theory than in actual execution.

  Fran Westin : Well, both frostings it is, then.

• Jess : So, it's been a couple days since you made the big decision. You're still going to Yale?

  Rory Gilmore : Yes, I am. It's got all the classes I want and some really great teachers, and plus, you know, as an added bonus, it's really close to here.

  Jess : 22.8 miles.

  Rory Gilmore : How'd you know that?

  Jess : Do you Yahoo?

  Rory Gilmore : You looked it up?

  Jess : Yeah.

  Rory Gilmore : You looked it up.

  Jess : I just hit a couple buttons on the computer.

  Rory Gilmore : You looked it up.

  Jess : I was bored. There was nothing on TV and I was fooling around, it was something to do, that's it.

  Rory Gilmore : [lovingly]  You looked it up.

• Jess : I got the video for tonight.

  Rory : What did you get?

  Jess : Almost Famous.

  Rory : No, not again!

  Jess : I can't help it, I'm addicted!

  Rory : Fine, but if I'm going to spend two hours sitting there watching Kate Hudson commit suicide again, then we are ordering Indian food.

  Jess : Oh, come on!

  Rory : Hey, last night when we watched Ed Wood, we got burgers like you wanted to.

  Jess : Okay fine, tonight Indian food, but tomorrow Saturday Night Fever and Thai food.

  Lane : That's so cute, you're like a really sweet old agoraphobic couple!

  Jess : Thank you very much.