- Gilligan: [Gilligan sticks his hand in the Professor's rubber, and makes a glove] I feel like Ben Casey.
- Jonas 'The Skipper' Grumby: If you don't knock it off, you're gonna need Ben Casey.
- Ginger Grant: [Gilligan & Skipper are collecting natural gas. Ginger arrives and finds Gilligan on the ground, out cold] What happened to Gilligan?
- Jonas 'The Skipper' Grumby: Oh, I told him there was gas in the bottle, but he didn't believe me, so he uncorked the bottle and took a big sniff...
- [the Skipper duplicates these actions, then gets a really goofy expression on his face and starts dancing]
- Telephone Operator: [the operator doesn't believe Gilligan's story about being shipwrecked] Why do I get all the nuts?